Registrars and members of the public reported more than 9,100 bogus weddings last year but only 90 people were removed, the Home Affairs Committee was told.

Many more go unreported because register office staff fail to tell immigration officials, said borders inspector John Vine. Doesn’t anyone in this country do their jobs properly?

He explained to MPs the route to UK citizenship was a massive worry and along with proxy weddings, where neither bride nor groom has to be present, was the “biggest threat” to immigration control.

Last night Tory MP Douglas Carswell said: “It sounds like it’s happening on an industrial scale, but there is nothing we can do because we are part of the EU.”

No me old ‘china plate’ (mate) it’s nothing to do with being a part of the EU it’s because the government is gutless and won’t stand up to the EU bureaucrats, what are they going to do declare war on Britain?

'I now pronounce you jointly and severally liable for your future tax returns.'

Now that’s what I call race mixing!

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Commies-Under-BedRussian agents are secretly working with environmental campaigners to halt fracking operations in the UK and the rest of Europe, the head of Nato warned yesterday.

Vladimir Putin’s government has ‘engaged actively’ with green groups and protesters in a sophisticated operation aimed at maintaining Europe’s reliance on energy exports from Moscow, said Nato Secretary-General Anders Fogh Rasmussen. Oh for Fogh sake!

He said the Russians had mounted a highly developed disinformation campaign to undermine attempts to exploit alternative energy sources such as shale gas.

article-2656728-196D37C900000578-895_634x424Plans being discussed by Tories will see benefits docked from feckless parents who refuse to take classes on how to improve their children’s discipline, diet and exercise.

That’s all very well but how about tackling migrants who ruin a village and the inhabitants lives.

Hexthorpe has a population of 3,300 and 500 Roma residents, most of whom are said to have arrived since January when entry rules to the UK were relaxed.
Villagers claim Roma groups are fly-tipping and leaving litter in the streets. They say they make so much noise at night that elderly residents have to sleep with ear plugs, while others are scared to go outside, there are also allegations of assault.

The government has found another way to milk the public of their hard earned cash.

Families are being held to ransom as passport backlog hits 500,000, holidaymakers are told to pay £55 extra or risk not getting their passports in time for their holiday. Backlog caused by incompetence or a deliberate policy, you decide.

For nitty gritty click HERE

Meanwhile government increases fines to boost their coffers even more.

Maximum fines imposed by magistrates are set to rise dramatically under new proposals for England and Wales. The highest maximum limits, for offences including motorway speeding, could increase from £2,500 to £10,000.

I’m waiting for the government to introduce a fine for anyone caught farting in public.

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Minister for Defence Personnel, Welfare and Veterans, Anna Soubry has said some people she saw with concerns about immigration were “frankly racist”:
“When you make the case with people who come and see me in my constituency surgery who say I’m really worried about immigration. You say really, why?
This is Broxtowe. We don’t have a problem with immigrants
When you explain all that to them they get it. Not all of it.
Some people have prejudices, some people are frankly racist, but there are many who just don’t know the argument.”

Here’s why people are worried about immigration dear.

A Latvian geezer who entered our country, Peteris Vankovs, 51, had been jailed in Latvia for nine-and-a-half years in June 1997 and 15 years in October the same year for killing two people.
So this two time killer comes into our country as easy as you like obviously without any checks to see if he has any convictions, bear in mind if any one of us volunteers to help out in a school or with some job applications we have to have a DBS checks (Disclosure and Barring Service) the replacement for CRB check which we have to pay for. If you have some sort of criminal conviction you can’t be allowed into the school or get certain jobs.

Anyway this bloke Vankovs stabbed Tatjana Ivanova in the thigh after threatening to kill her and her children by burning her house down in Murston, Sittingbourne. This was because his girlfriend, Zanetta Tolkunova, moved into the home of Miss Ivanova.

Apparently Vankovs suddenly appeared in Miss Ivanova’s kitchen on November 8th last year, shouting: “It doesn’t matter who I will kill. I will burn your house down, kill you and your children.”
He punched her three times in the ‘boat race’ (face), before grabbing a kitchen knife and stabbing her once in her right thigh.
Vankovs, of no fixed address, was acquitted of making a threat to kill. He denied both charges, but admitted the lesser offence of unlawful wounding.
Helped by an interpreter, he claimed he stabbed Miss Ivanova by accident or recklessness. It was not accepted by the prosecution.
Recorder Nelson remanded Vankovs in custody and adjourned sentence until June 30th for reports to assess dangerousness.

Meanwhile in Spain

Hundreds of Britons, many of them retired, are believed to be cheating the welfare system as they enjoy life soaking up the Spanish ‘currant bun’ (sun).
There are so many the Department of Works and Pensions has set up a dedicated fraud investigation team in Madrid to tackle the scandal.
To read all the nitty gritty click here

A plan to work out who owns every part of Scotland is to be completed within ten years.
All of Scotland’s land will be registered for the first time to provide a clear understanding of who owns it. Environment minister Paul Wheelhouse unveiled the project days after an expert group published a major report on land reform.
Apparently the report sets out that a new law would impose limits on how much land private owners can hold in Scotland. The latest move will see the Registers of Scotland prepare to complete Scotland’s land register within ten years. It has committed to register all public land within five years.

Currently, 26% of the land mass of Scotland is on the Land Register. Wheelhouse said it was important to have “a clear understanding of who owns our land in Scotland”.
On Friday, the Land Reform Review Group set out 62 recommendations in a report. Among the suggestions, it calls for a new law to limit how much land any single person can own in Scotland. It says councils should be given the right to force the sale of vacant or derelict plots.

Hmmm, I seem to remember in the distant past the Scottish branch of our family – the McWeller – had a bit of land in Scotland. Maybe its one of those derelict plots, we had better get ready for the Scottish land rush.

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